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Game of Thrones jokes

Yep, the last season was by itself a huge joke. By the memes were top class:


How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.


Hey! How's season 8 ep 3 like? Well it's like watching World War Z but with 5 pair sunglasses on. Inspiration


How can you tell if someone has never seen Game of Thrones?
They'll fucking tell you.


Do you know who spoiled the last season of GoT?
David Benioff and D.B. Weiss.


What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.


I get anxious when I watch “Game of Thrones” with my parents, because of all the sex.
Sometimes I turn the volume up, so that I don’t hear them.


It's too bad my parents don't watch Game of Thrones.
Because then I wouldn't be the biggest disappointment in their life.


Lots of undeserved attention for a these awfull jokes. Just like season 8.


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