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Yep, the last season was by itself a huge joke. By the memes were top class: How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up. Hey! How's season 8 ep 3 like? Well it's like watching World War Z but with 5 pair sunglasses on. Inspiration How can you tell if someone has never seen Game of Thrones? They'll fucking tell you. Do you know who spoiled the last season of GoT? David Benioff and D.B. Weiss. What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters. I get anxious when I watch “Game of Thrones” with my parents, because of all the sex. Sometimes I turn the volume up, so that I don’t hear them. It's too bad my parents don't watch Game of Thrones. Because then I wouldn't be the biggest disappointment in their life. Lots of undeserved attention for a these awfull jokes. Just like season 8. Co...

A starving and dehydrated cowboy walks into a bar with only a nickel. He ask the bartender what he can get for his nickel to which the bartender replies chilli or a shot of whiskey. The cowboy thinks for a second and says screw it and orders the whiskey. The cowboy notices a man sitting down the bar from him resting his head between his hands staring at a bowl of chili. About an hour goes by and the cowboy begins to regret his decision as starvation sets in. A while later the cowboy looks down the bar and notices the man in the same position still staring at his chilli. The cowboy says excuse me sir, are you going to eat you chilli? The man shakes his head and slides it to the cowboy. The cowboy begins devours the chilli but when he gets to the bottom of the bowl he finds a dead rat in the chilli and immediately throws the chilli up back into the bowl. The cowboy looks down the bar and the man sitting at the end says "that's as far as I got to". Cowboy rid...

1 . A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand".  or Me: "Man, I am so well rested." Friend: "How well did you sleep?" Me: "Like God during the holocaust" or  Hitler goes to a fortune teller and asks her what day he'll die. The fortune teller says "You will die on a Jewish holiday." Hitler says angrily, "Which holiday is that?" The fortuneteller smiles and says "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday day". or An old Jew is dying, all the family gathered at his bed and he says he's got a one, final wish: a two sugar tea. The oldest son wonders why with two sugars and the old Jew replies: because at home I always had with one, when visiting others with three but I like tea with two sugars.  2 .  On his deathbed an old jew says yo his wife: O...

There are many funny soviet jokes. Here are my top25 communist jokes that I found: 1.  Zhukov angrily exits Stalin's office. In the corridor, he swears -  What a fucking cunt with a mustache! NKVD's officer guarding the door noticed that and sai - What did you say, comrade? Zhukov said he had said nothing. - Well, let's go back to comrade Stalin's office to talk about it. So they went to the office and the NKVD officer reports: - Comrade Stalin, while being on duty I overheard that Marshal Zhukov said "What a fucking cunt with a mustache!" Stalin looked at Zhukov, and asked - Whom did you have in mind, comrade? Zhukov responded immediately - What do you mean, Hitler, of course! Then Stalin looked at NKVD officer: - And you, comrade, whom did you have in mind? 2.   "Good news, comrade, your application for a car has been approved! Your brand new Zhighuli will be delivered 10 years, 8 months, and 26 days from today!", say...

Original here Back in the 1920s  Mrs. Goldstein decided to leave NY for a vacation in Miami Beach. She decided to make a reservation at the Fountainebleu hotel (which at the time, infamously would not rent rooms to Jews or other minorities) She got to the front desk and signs her name in the ledger. The clerk looks at her signature and says, "Oh there must have been a mistake. You can't stay here." "What do you mean?" she answers confused. "Well, your last name is Goldstein. You can't stay here." To which he points to the sign saying 'No Jews' "Oh, you think I'm Jewish? I'm not Jewish." "Oh really? If that's the case, you can answer these questions...Who is our lord and savior?" "Why, Jesus, of course..." she answers without hesitation. "Uh huh. And where was he born?" the manager snidely asks. "In the city of Bethlehem, In a manger." "Uh huh. And why w...