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Chernobyl quotes

Loved the series? You will also love these few quotes: Legasov: "To be a scientist is to be naive. We are so focused on our search for the truth, we fail to consider how few actually want us to find it. But it is always there, whether we see it or not,, whether we choose to or not. The truth doesn't care about our needs or wants. It doesn't care about our governments, our ideologies, our religions. It will lie in wait for all time. And this, at last, is the gift of Chernobyl. Where I once fear the cost of truth, now I only ask: What is the cost of lies?" Legasov: "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognise the truth at all. What can we do then? What else is left to abandon even the hope of truth and content ourselves instead with stories? In these stories, it doesn't matter who the heroes are. All we want to know it: Who is to blame?" ...

Cowboy jokes

A starving and dehydrated cowboy walks into a bar with only a nickel. He ask the bartender what he can get for his nickel to which the bartender replies chilli or a shot of whiskey. The cowboy thinks for a second and says screw it and orders the whiskey. The cowboy notices a man sitting down the bar from him resting his head between his hands staring at a bowl of chili. About an hour goes by and the cowboy begins to regret his decision as starvation sets in. A while later the cowboy looks down the bar and notices the man in the same position still staring at his chilli. The cowboy says excuse me sir, are you going to eat you chilli? The man shakes his head and slides it to the cowboy. The cowboy begins devours the chilli but when he gets to the bottom of the bowl he finds a dead rat in the chilli and immediately throws the chilli up back into the bowl. The cowboy looks down the bar and the man sitting at the end says "that's as far as I got to". Cowboy rid...

Do you need something to think about? I got you covered.

You need something to wonder about? Here you go: What if a dog only brings back the ball because it thinks you like throwing it? If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poinsonous? Which letter is silent in the word "scent"? The "s" or the "c"? Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned? Why is the letter "w" in English called double "u"? Shouldn't it be called double "v"? Maybe oxygen is slowly killing us and it takes 75/100 years to fully work. Every time you clean something you just make something else dirty. The world "swims" upside-down is still "swims". Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. Your future self is watching you right now through memories. The doctors that told Step...

Captain Marvel 2019 SPOILERS

CAREFULL SPOILLER ALERT! So this is what Captain Marvel will be about (a bit boring if you were to ask me, it's too Dr. Strange-ish): There are a bunch of flashbacks.  Carol is a member of ` Starforce ` and believes herself to be a Kree . Jude Law is the Starforce commander, Yon-Rogg, and Carols mentor. The Kree are at war with the Skrulls . Ben Mendelsohn is the Skrull leader. The Skrulls are searching for a weapon to use against the Kree. Starforce raids a Skrull outpost for information and Carol gets captured. The Skrulls probe her mind and unlock repressed memories of life on Earth. Carol escapes and pursues the Skrulls to Earth. Nick Fury and Phil Coulson are sent to investigate the crash and cross paths with Carol while she is pursuing the Skrull disguised as an old lady. Carol escapes and reports to Starforce that the Skrulls are on Earth and Starforce is sent to bring her back. Carol finds Fury and they bond. She tells him about her memories. Fury leards her...

A good youtube channel for battles/history

If you 1. are in bed, not sleepy at all, and you need some video on youtube to help you; 2. enjoy history; 3. don't enjoy history, but you think that you would enjoy it if it were explained better; 4. have nothing to do but to give a chance to a youtube channel than you should watch these guys . They have many videos filled with information about interesting rulers from history and their battles (Vlad the Impaller, Hannibal, etc.). What's even more impressive is their graphics which makes their content just too good. I suggest you give them a chance! More stuff related to this:  Clasical paintings in selfies.

Jewish jokes

1 . A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand".  or Me: "Man, I am so well rested." Friend: "How well did you sleep?" Me: "Like God during the holocaust" or  Hitler goes to a fortune teller and asks her what day he'll die. The fortune teller says "You will die on a Jewish holiday." Hitler says angrily, "Which holiday is that?" The fortuneteller smiles and says "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday day". or An old Jew is dying, all the family gathered at his bed and he says he's got a one, final wish: a two sugar tea. The oldest son wonders why with two sugars and the old Jew replies: because at home I always had with one, when visiting others with three but I like tea with two sugars.  2 .  On his deathbed an old jew says yo his wife: O...

Glass (2019) synopsis (spoilers)

So the most recent M. Night Shyamalans film has arrived. If you just can't help yourself, here is it's synopsis, straight from 4chan .  WARNING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!   David/Unbreakable is fighting crime with his son Joseph's help. Learns that Kevin/The Beast kidnapped a bunch of cheerleaders and tracks him down. They fight in an abandoned warehouse and end up being captured by the police. David and Kevin are locked up in an insane asylum alongside Elijah/Mr. Glass. Sarah Paulson plays a psychiatrist who attempts to convince them they're not superhuman. Casey begins visiting Kevin, who develops a weakness for her. When she's around the Beast loses power. Elijah convinces the Beast into joining forces with him to reveal to the world who they are. They break out and the Beast fights the police outside while Elijah watches from afar. David breaks out and fights the Beast again. Beast gains the upper hand and nearly kills him when Joseph shows up and ...

'Bird Box' quotes

Hi! The time of Netflixs Bird Box  has arrived. Just saw the movie, and I think it's decent. Let's check out it's quotes: Rick, on his transmission (from the beginning of the movie): We have a place, a compound. We have a community. It's safe here. How many of you are there? Are any of them children? Because the fastest way to get here is by the river, and I don't think you could make it with kids. Malorie: Listen to me. I'm only gonna say this once. We are going on the trip now. It's going to be rough. It's gonna feel like it's going on for a long time, so it's gonna be hard to stay alert. It's gonna be even harder to be quiet, but you have to do both. You have to do every single thing I say or we will not make it. Understand? Under no circumstance are you allowed to take off your blindfold. If I find that you have, I will hurt you. Do you understand? It's cold. We have blankets. Boy, you have your dog. Girl, you have your kitty. Th...

Make money online

Do you watch games on twitch? Do you have a twitch account? If so, you can make money online, not much, but still beer money. All you have to do is to follow, watch twitch channels. You can make an account here . Every time you follow one of he channels that pay you to follow them or just watch them, you receive "credits". These credits you can reclaim as $$$ after a threshold.