Black mirror season 5 trailer

Jewish jokes

1 . A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand". or Me: "Man, I am so well rested." Friend: "How well did you sleep?" Me: "Like God during the holocaust" or Hitler goes to a fortune teller and asks her what day he'll die. The fortune teller says "You will die on a Jewish holiday." Hitler says angrily, "Which holiday is that?" The fortuneteller smiles and says "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday day". or An old Jew is dying, all the family gathered at his bed and he says he's got a one, final wish: a two sugar tea. The oldest son wonders why with two sugars and the old Jew replies: because at home I always had with one, when visiting others with three but I like tea with two sugars. 2 . On his deathbed an old jew says yo his wife: O...

Clasic quotes from games

In no particular order, in my opinion these are some of the most classic quotes from video games (of course the best one is the last one): 1. "I still think about that field. Every day. I'd almost stopped looking - started giving into hope that Matteo had escaped. And then ... He never got older. And here I am, still. Who decides such things? " Luca, Battlefield 1 2. "The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bull ****, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that's what happiness felt like. " Kellogg, Fallout 4 3. "We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us ." Andrew Ryan, Bioshock 4. "No gods or kings. Only man." Andrew Ryan, Bioshock 5. "...

Black mirror Bandersnatch quotes

So finally the final instalment of Black Mirror has arrived. Pretty solid, fresh, nice and interactive. The plot is also good, maybe the acting is not what I FOR ONE expected, but who am I to judge? In my opinion it's deserves to be seen and some will be huge fans of it. Here are some quotes from the film: Peter Butler: The bloody hound from next door... be the death of us. Mohan Tucker: Imagine, OK? A whole team just for graphics, another for sound, for gameplay. We're going to be a hit factory. Like Motown but for computer games. You heard it here first! Will Poulter: Well, pre-rolled has strychnine in them, so the joke's on him. Stefan Butler: It's actually an adventure game. Mohan Tucker: Like The Hobbit? Stefan Butler: Yeah, without any typing. Mohan Tucker: Without any typing?? Stefan Butler: Jerome F. Davies was a genius. Will Poulter: Didn't he go bonkers and cut his wife's head off? Stefan Butler: Yeah, but, I m...

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