Black mirror season 5 trailer

Jewish jokes

1 . A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand". or Me: "Man, I am so well rested." Friend: "How well did you sleep?" Me: "Like God during the holocaust" or Hitler goes to a fortune teller and asks her what day he'll die. The fortune teller says "You will die on a Jewish holiday." Hitler says angrily, "Which holiday is that?" The fortuneteller smiles and says "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday day". or An old Jew is dying, all the family gathered at his bed and he says he's got a one, final wish: a two sugar tea. The oldest son wonders why with two sugars and the old Jew replies: because at home I always had with one, when visiting others with three but I like tea with two sugars. 2 . On his deathbed an old jew says yo his wife: O...

Chernobyl quotes

Loved the series? You will also love these few quotes: Legasov: "To be a scientist is to be naive. We are so focused on our search for the truth, we fail to consider how few actually want us to find it. But it is always there, whether we see it or not,, whether we choose to or not. The truth doesn't care about our needs or wants. It doesn't care about our governments, our ideologies, our religions. It will lie in wait for all time. And this, at last, is the gift of Chernobyl. Where I once fear the cost of truth, now I only ask: What is the cost of lies?" Legasov: "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognise the truth at all. What can we do then? What else is left to abandon even the hope of truth and content ourselves instead with stories? In these stories, it doesn't matter who the heroes are. All we want to know it: Who is to blame?" ...

Black mirror Bandersnatch quotes

So finally the final instalment of Black Mirror has arrived. Pretty solid, fresh, nice and interactive. The plot is also good, maybe the acting is not what I FOR ONE expected, but who am I to judge? In my opinion it's deserves to be seen and some will be huge fans of it. Here are some quotes from the film: Peter Butler: The bloody hound from next door... be the death of us. Mohan Tucker: Imagine, OK? A whole team just for graphics, another for sound, for gameplay. We're going to be a hit factory. Like Motown but for computer games. You heard it here first! Will Poulter: Well, pre-rolled has strychnine in them, so the joke's on him. Stefan Butler: It's actually an adventure game. Mohan Tucker: Like The Hobbit? Stefan Butler: Yeah, without any typing. Mohan Tucker: Without any typing?? Stefan Butler: Jerome F. Davies was a genius. Will Poulter: Didn't he go bonkers and cut his wife's head off? Stefan Butler: Yeah, but, I m...

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