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Ok, ok we got what we wanted, it was a great movie, now let's talk about it's plotholes. First of all I want to say that i really enjoyed it, but there are some HUGE gaps in the plot. Here are, in my opinion, the biggest: SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!! 1. Everyone was basically saved by a rat. Yeah, I am talking about the rat that brought Ant-man back. This deus ex machina seemed a bit far fetched. 2. Killing the 2014 Thanos doesn't disruptes the enitre space/time continuum and the "Infinity war" events wouldn't have happened. 3. Loki escaping WITH THE THESSERACT makes (as the Ancient one stated) an alternative path, which would have messed up the entire 2019 events. 4. If Thanos learned, and used the "time travel machine" with the "pym particles" why did he go so far into the future, when he could just go to his "execution" and beat the crap out of everyone. 5. If the Ancient one only sees the future up until her death, tha...

1 . A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand".  or Me: "Man, I am so well rested." Friend: "How well did you sleep?" Me: "Like God during the holocaust" or  Hitler goes to a fortune teller and asks her what day he'll die. The fortune teller says "You will die on a Jewish holiday." Hitler says angrily, "Which holiday is that?" The fortuneteller smiles and says "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday day". or An old Jew is dying, all the family gathered at his bed and he says he's got a one, final wish: a two sugar tea. The oldest son wonders why with two sugars and the old Jew replies: because at home I always had with one, when visiting others with three but I like tea with two sugars.  2 .  On his deathbed an old jew says yo his wife: O...

Jack Ma is the chinese billionaire who owns Alibaba and who is worth around 33.400.000.000$. The Alibaba guru has probably the best quote about poor people: " The worst people to serve are the Poor people. Give them free, they think it’s a trap. Tell them it’s a small investment, they’ll say can’t earn much. Tell them to come in big, they’ll say no money. Tell them try new things, they’ll say no experience. Tell them it’s traditional business, they’ll say hard to do. Tell them it’s a new business model, they’ll say it’s MLM. Tell them to run a shop, they’ll say no freedom. Tell them run new busines s, they’ll say no expertise. They do have somethings in common: They love to ask google, listen to friends who are as hopeless as them, they think more than an university professor and do less than a blind man. Just ask them, what can they do. They won’t be able to answer you. My conclusion: Instead of your heart beats faster, why not you just act faster a bit; instead of...