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Loved the series? You will also love these few quotes: Legasov: "To be a scientist is to be naive. We are so focused on our search for the truth, we fail to consider how few actually want us to find it. But it is always there, whether we see it or not,, whether we choose to or not. The truth doesn't care about our needs or wants. It doesn't care about our governments, our ideologies, our religions. It will lie in wait for all time. And this, at last, is the gift of Chernobyl. Where I once fear the cost of truth, now I only ask: What is the cost of lies?" Legasov: "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognise the truth at all. What can we do then? What else is left to abandon even the hope of truth and content ourselves instead with stories? In these stories, it doesn't matter who the heroes are. All we want to know it: Who is to blame?" ...

Yep, the last season was by itself a huge joke. By the memes were top class: How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up. Hey! How's season 8 ep 3 like? Well it's like watching World War Z but with 5 pair sunglasses on. Inspiration How can you tell if someone has never seen Game of Thrones? They'll fucking tell you. Do you know who spoiled the last season of GoT? David Benioff and D.B. Weiss. What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters. I get anxious when I watch “Game of Thrones” with my parents, because of all the sex. Sometimes I turn the volume up, so that I don’t hear them. It's too bad my parents don't watch Game of Thrones. Because then I wouldn't be the biggest disappointment in their life. Lots of undeserved attention for a these awfull jokes. Just like season 8. Co...

It has arrieved! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bVik34nWws Bandersnatch quotes

Ok, ok we got what we wanted, it was a great movie, now let's talk about it's plotholes. First of all I want to say that i really enjoyed it, but there are some HUGE gaps in the plot. Here are, in my opinion, the biggest: SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!! 1. Everyone was basically saved by a rat. Yeah, I am talking about the rat that brought Ant-man back. This deus ex machina seemed a bit far fetched. 2. Killing the 2014 Thanos doesn't disruptes the enitre space/time continuum and the "Infinity war" events wouldn't have happened. 3. Loki escaping WITH THE THESSERACT makes (as the Ancient one stated) an alternative path, which would have messed up the entire 2019 events. 4. If Thanos learned, and used the "time travel machine" with the "pym particles" why did he go so far into the future, when he could just go to his "execution" and beat the crap out of everyone. 5. If the Ancient one only sees the future up until her death, tha...

Ok, ok. I think i found the entire plot described by someone. This also is in accordance with the video leaks that came out this week. The entire plot that I found is  here  and the video leaks I found here  (carefull on the last link, there are lots if ads and some are NSFW). I bring you the plot ( CAREFULL, LAST CHANCE, SPOILERS AHEAD !): So I was fortunate enough to view one of the test screenings and decided to share the plot for anyone interested, I originally posted this to Reddit but it Keeps getting deleted so I shared it here instead, I wasn’t originally going to share anything but now that stuff is being shared online everywhere I might as well, I’ll break it down into 6 parts as well as the post credits scenes (really long btw but is it a big plot and the film is over 3 hours long) **Part 1** - it starts with Thanos on his farm post-snap, now retired with his armour hung up like a boxer hanging up his gloves, he believes he no longer n...

A starving and dehydrated cowboy walks into a bar with only a nickel. He ask the bartender what he can get for his nickel to which the bartender replies chilli or a shot of whiskey. The cowboy thinks for a second and says screw it and orders the whiskey. The cowboy notices a man sitting down the bar from him resting his head between his hands staring at a bowl of chili. About an hour goes by and the cowboy begins to regret his decision as starvation sets in. A while later the cowboy looks down the bar and notices the man in the same position still staring at his chilli. The cowboy says excuse me sir, are you going to eat you chilli? The man shakes his head and slides it to the cowboy. The cowboy begins devours the chilli but when he gets to the bottom of the bowl he finds a dead rat in the chilli and immediately throws the chilli up back into the bowl. The cowboy looks down the bar and the man sitting at the end says "that's as far as I got to". Cowboy rid...

You need something to wonder about? Here you go: What if a dog only brings back the ball because it thinks you like throwing it? If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poinsonous? Which letter is silent in the word "scent"? The "s" or the "c"? Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned? Why is the letter "w" in English called double "u"? Shouldn't it be called double "v"? Maybe oxygen is slowly killing us and it takes 75/100 years to fully work. Every time you clean something you just make something else dirty. The world "swims" upside-down is still "swims". Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. Your future self is watching you right now through memories. The doctors that told Step...

CAREFULL SPOILLER ALERT! So this is what Captain Marvel will be about (a bit boring if you were to ask me, it's too Dr. Strange-ish): There are a bunch of flashbacks.  Carol is a member of ` Starforce ` and believes herself to be a Kree . Jude Law is the Starforce commander, Yon-Rogg, and Carols mentor. The Kree are at war with the Skrulls . Ben Mendelsohn is the Skrull leader. The Skrulls are searching for a weapon to use against the Kree. Starforce raids a Skrull outpost for information and Carol gets captured. The Skrulls probe her mind and unlock repressed memories of life on Earth. Carol escapes and pursues the Skrulls to Earth. Nick Fury and Phil Coulson are sent to investigate the crash and cross paths with Carol while she is pursuing the Skrull disguised as an old lady. Carol escapes and reports to Starforce that the Skrulls are on Earth and Starforce is sent to bring her back. Carol finds Fury and they bond. She tells him about her memories. Fury leards her...

So the most recent M. Night Shyamalans film has arrived. If you just can't help yourself, here is it's synopsis, straight from 4chan .  WARNING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!   David/Unbreakable is fighting crime with his son Joseph's help. Learns that Kevin/The Beast kidnapped a bunch of cheerleaders and tracks him down. They fight in an abandoned warehouse and end up being captured by the police. David and Kevin are locked up in an insane asylum alongside Elijah/Mr. Glass. Sarah Paulson plays a psychiatrist who attempts to convince them they're not superhuman. Casey begins visiting Kevin, who develops a weakness for her. When she's around the Beast loses power. Elijah convinces the Beast into joining forces with him to reveal to the world who they are. They break out and the Beast fights the police outside while Elijah watches from afar. David breaks out and fights the Beast again. Beast gains the upper hand and nearly kills him when Joseph shows up and ...

Kevin Feige told us that the next trailer from "Avengers: Endgame" will show footage " only from the first 20 minutes ". Say whhhhaaaatttt??? Not only that we have to wait a long time, but you tease use only with the beginning? Not that's cruel! Here is where is says it.

So finally the final instalment of Black Mirror has arrived. Pretty solid, fresh, nice and interactive. The plot is also good, maybe the acting is not what I FOR ONE expected, but who am I to judge? In my opinion it's deserves to be seen and some will be huge fans of it. Here are some quotes from the film: Peter Butler: The bloody hound from next door... be the death of us. Mohan Tucker: Imagine, OK? A whole team just for graphics, another for sound, for gameplay. We're going to be a hit factory. Like Motown but for computer games. You heard it here first! Will Poulter: Well, pre-rolled has strychnine in them, so the joke's on him. Stefan Butler: It's actually an adventure game. Mohan Tucker: Like The Hobbit? Stefan Butler: Yeah, without any typing. Mohan Tucker: Without any typing?? Stefan Butler: Jerome F. Davies was a genius. Will Poulter: Didn't he go bonkers and cut his wife's head off? Stefan Butler:  Yeah, but, I m...

Did you miss a tweet?  Here  you can find all that the orange man clown has ever tweeted. I don't know if Donald Trump made America great again, but he certainly did made Tweeter great again with his account.

Pope slams 'insatiable greed' at Christmas Eve Mass Pope Francis has reminded Christians that their messiah was born in poverty and said they should focus on love and charity instead of "consumerism." The event in St. Peter's Basilica was attended by 10,000 people. And did you also know the water is wet?