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Yep, the last season was by itself a huge joke. By the memes were top class: How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up. Hey! How's season 8 ep 3 like? Well it's like watching World War Z but with 5 pair sunglasses on. Inspiration How can you tell if someone has never seen Game of Thrones? They'll fucking tell you. Do you know who spoiled the last season of GoT? David Benioff and D.B. Weiss. What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters. I get anxious when I watch “Game of Thrones” with my parents, because of all the sex. Sometimes I turn the volume up, so that I don’t hear them. It's too bad my parents don't watch Game of Thrones. Because then I wouldn't be the biggest disappointment in their life. Lots of undeserved attention for a these awfull jokes. Just like season 8. Co...

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A starving and dehydrated cowboy walks into a bar with only a nickel. He ask the bartender what he can get for his nickel to which the bartender replies chilli or a shot of whiskey. The cowboy thinks for a second and says screw it and orders the whiskey. The cowboy notices a man sitting down the bar from him resting his head between his hands staring at a bowl of chili. About an hour goes by and the cowboy begins to regret his decision as starvation sets in. A while later the cowboy looks down the bar and notices the man in the same position still staring at his chilli. The cowboy says excuse me sir, are you going to eat you chilli? The man shakes his head and slides it to the cowboy. The cowboy begins devours the chilli but when he gets to the bottom of the bowl he finds a dead rat in the chilli and immediately throws the chilli up back into the bowl. The cowboy looks down the bar and the man sitting at the end says "that's as far as I got to". Cowboy rid...

You need something to wonder about? Here you go: What if a dog only brings back the ball because it thinks you like throwing it? If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poinsonous? Which letter is silent in the word "scent"? The "s" or the "c"? Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned? Why is the letter "w" in English called double "u"? Shouldn't it be called double "v"? Maybe oxygen is slowly killing us and it takes 75/100 years to fully work. Every time you clean something you just make something else dirty. The world "swims" upside-down is still "swims". Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. Your future self is watching you right now through memories. The doctors that told Step...

1 . A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand".  or Me: "Man, I am so well rested." Friend: "How well did you sleep?" Me: "Like God during the holocaust" or  Hitler goes to a fortune teller and asks her what day he'll die. The fortune teller says "You will die on a Jewish holiday." Hitler says angrily, "Which holiday is that?" The fortuneteller smiles and says "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday day". or An old Jew is dying, all the family gathered at his bed and he says he's got a one, final wish: a two sugar tea. The oldest son wonders why with two sugars and the old Jew replies: because at home I always had with one, when visiting others with three but I like tea with two sugars.  2 .  On his deathbed an old jew says yo his wife: O...

Jack Ma is the chinese billionaire who owns Alibaba and who is worth around 33.400.000.000$. The Alibaba guru has probably the best quote about poor people: " The worst people to serve are the Poor people. Give them free, they think it’s a trap. Tell them it’s a small investment, they’ll say can’t earn much. Tell them to come in big, they’ll say no money. Tell them try new things, they’ll say no experience. Tell them it’s traditional business, they’ll say hard to do. Tell them it’s a new business model, they’ll say it’s MLM. Tell them to run a shop, they’ll say no freedom. Tell them run new busines s, they’ll say no expertise. They do have somethings in common: They love to ask google, listen to friends who are as hopeless as them, they think more than an university professor and do less than a blind man. Just ask them, what can they do. They won’t be able to answer you. My conclusion: Instead of your heart beats faster, why not you just act faster a bit; instead of...

So I found this golden videos on youtube. Vicente Fox , has something to say to Donald Trump (in a funny way). Here you go: 1. He is talking about the wall. 2. He says he runs for president. (lol) 3. He gives some advices (on starting a war, on diplomacy, etc) 4. Another advices given (about the inauguration, etc.) Here you can find all of Donald Trumps tweets.

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It's the begging of the end for 2018, and the begging of the begging for 2018 so I made a list for you (based on release dates) with movies that you should maybe watch in 2019 (with imdb links): 1. Glass - the conclusion to Unbreakable (if you didn't watch it, watch it!) 2. The lego movie 2 3. Captain Marvel - the one who saves everyone in Avengers - Endgame? 4. Shazam! - the one who saves the DC Universe? 5. Hellboy 6. Avengers ENDGAME - let's see how everyone gets saved/resurrected. 7. John Wick: Chapter 3 - let me guess everyone dies, but theatrically 8. Aladdin - Disney is milking it's cartoons more. 9. Dark Pheonix (X-men) 10. Men in black international - MiB with no Will Smith. 11. Spiderman: Far from home - "they won't get resurrected" 12. The lion king -Disney milking it's cartoons more. 13. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 14. Joker - Who is the best joker?? 15. Zombieland 2 - finally 16. Frozen 2 - good for kids. go...

answer: Yes, but it's no masterpiece. (talking about this  movie called "Bad times at the El Royale") - the perspective is pretty nice, it goes back and forth from the past of every character to the present; - the acting is good mostly (Jeff Bridges); - great singing from Cynthia Erivo;  - the ending could have been better, it leads to a climax that just doesn't rise to the occasion; - decent quotes: " Shit happens, get the whisky. This is not a place for a priest, Father. You shouldn't be here. He talks so much he thinks he believes in something, but really just wants to fuck who he wants to fuck. I always wanted to stay in the honeymoon suite, even though I'm not currently on my honeymoon. "

Let me guess, it's Christmas and you still didn't buy any gifts? Do you need ideas? GOOD, I have some suggestions: 1. A book. You don't know what to buy for someone? Buy a book. If the person enjoys reading he will love your gift. If he doesn't enjoy reading maybe he needs to read more anyway. Btw best sellers are your best bet. 2. Pajamas You don't know what presents to buy? Buy a pajama. Most people wear them. You can estimate very easy the persons size. Just make sure that if you fail, the pajama is better to be bigger than smaller. Btw check if it's comfortable. 3. Accessories Now for this you need to know something about the person. Is the person a guitar player? Buy him a tuner. Is the person a home brewer? Buy a keg. Any hobby, any activity requires and needs accessories. If the person doesn't have an activity/hobby? EVEN BETTER! He/She loves beer? Buy a home brewing kit. Loves music 4. Book a trip Let's be honest, everyone loves to...