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Loved the series? You will also love these few quotes: Legasov: "To be a scientist is to be naive. We are so focused on our search for the truth, we fail to consider how few actually want us to find it. But it is always there, whether we see it or not,, whether we choose to or not. The truth doesn't care about our needs or wants. It doesn't care about our governments, our ideologies, our religions. It will lie in wait for all time. And this, at last, is the gift of Chernobyl. Where I once fear the cost of truth, now I only ask: What is the cost of lies?" Legasov: "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognise the truth at all. What can we do then? What else is left to abandon even the hope of truth and content ourselves instead with stories? In these stories, it doesn't matter who the heroes are. All we want to know it: Who is to blame?" ...

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Yep, the last season was by itself a huge joke. By the memes were top class: How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up. Hey! How's season 8 ep 3 like? Well it's like watching World War Z but with 5 pair sunglasses on. Inspiration How can you tell if someone has never seen Game of Thrones? They'll fucking tell you. Do you know who spoiled the last season of GoT? David Benioff and D.B. Weiss. What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters. I get anxious when I watch “Game of Thrones” with my parents, because of all the sex. Sometimes I turn the volume up, so that I don’t hear them. It's too bad my parents don't watch Game of Thrones. Because then I wouldn't be the biggest disappointment in their life. Lots of undeserved attention for a these awfull jokes. Just like season 8. Co...

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Ok, ok we got what we wanted, it was a great movie, now let's talk about it's plotholes. First of all I want to say that i really enjoyed it, but there are some HUGE gaps in the plot. Here are, in my opinion, the biggest: SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!! 1. Everyone was basically saved by a rat. Yeah, I am talking about the rat that brought Ant-man back. This deus ex machina seemed a bit far fetched. 2. Killing the 2014 Thanos doesn't disruptes the enitre space/time continuum and the "Infinity war" events wouldn't have happened. 3. Loki escaping WITH THE THESSERACT makes (as the Ancient one stated) an alternative path, which would have messed up the entire 2019 events. 4. If Thanos learned, and used the "time travel machine" with the "pym particles" why did he go so far into the future, when he could just go to his "execution" and beat the crap out of everyone. 5. If the Ancient one only sees the future up until her death, tha...

Ok, ok. I think i found the entire plot described by someone. This also is in accordance with the video leaks that came out this week. The entire plot that I found is  here  and the video leaks I found here  (carefull on the last link, there are lots if ads and some are NSFW). I bring you the plot ( CAREFULL, LAST CHANCE, SPOILERS AHEAD !): So I was fortunate enough to view one of the test screenings and decided to share the plot for anyone interested, I originally posted this to Reddit but it Keeps getting deleted so I shared it here instead, I wasn’t originally going to share anything but now that stuff is being shared online everywhere I might as well, I’ll break it down into 6 parts as well as the post credits scenes (really long btw but is it a big plot and the film is over 3 hours long) **Part 1** - it starts with Thanos on his farm post-snap, now retired with his armour hung up like a boxer hanging up his gloves, he believes he no longer n...

A starving and dehydrated cowboy walks into a bar with only a nickel. He ask the bartender what he can get for his nickel to which the bartender replies chilli or a shot of whiskey. The cowboy thinks for a second and says screw it and orders the whiskey. The cowboy notices a man sitting down the bar from him resting his head between his hands staring at a bowl of chili. About an hour goes by and the cowboy begins to regret his decision as starvation sets in. A while later the cowboy looks down the bar and notices the man in the same position still staring at his chilli. The cowboy says excuse me sir, are you going to eat you chilli? The man shakes his head and slides it to the cowboy. The cowboy begins devours the chilli but when he gets to the bottom of the bowl he finds a dead rat in the chilli and immediately throws the chilli up back into the bowl. The cowboy looks down the bar and the man sitting at the end says "that's as far as I got to". Cowboy rid...

You need something to wonder about? Here you go: What if a dog only brings back the ball because it thinks you like throwing it? If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poinsonous? Which letter is silent in the word "scent"? The "s" or the "c"? Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned? Why is the letter "w" in English called double "u"? Shouldn't it be called double "v"? Maybe oxygen is slowly killing us and it takes 75/100 years to fully work. Every time you clean something you just make something else dirty. The world "swims" upside-down is still "swims". Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. Your future self is watching you right now through memories. The doctors that told Step...

CAREFULL SPOILLER ALERT! So this is what Captain Marvel will be about (a bit boring if you were to ask me, it's too Dr. Strange-ish): There are a bunch of flashbacks.  Carol is a member of ` Starforce ` and believes herself to be a Kree . Jude Law is the Starforce commander, Yon-Rogg, and Carols mentor. The Kree are at war with the Skrulls . Ben Mendelsohn is the Skrull leader. The Skrulls are searching for a weapon to use against the Kree. Starforce raids a Skrull outpost for information and Carol gets captured. The Skrulls probe her mind and unlock repressed memories of life on Earth. Carol escapes and pursues the Skrulls to Earth. Nick Fury and Phil Coulson are sent to investigate the crash and cross paths with Carol while she is pursuing the Skrull disguised as an old lady. Carol escapes and reports to Starforce that the Skrulls are on Earth and Starforce is sent to bring her back. Carol finds Fury and they bond. She tells him about her memories. Fury leards her...

If you 1. are in bed, not sleepy at all, and you need some video on youtube to help you; 2. enjoy history; 3. don't enjoy history, but you think that you would enjoy it if it were explained better; 4. have nothing to do but to give a chance to a youtube channel than you should watch these guys . They have many videos filled with information about interesting rulers from history and their battles (Vlad the Impaller, Hannibal, etc.). What's even more impressive is their graphics which makes their content just too good. I suggest you give them a chance! More stuff related to this:  Clasical paintings in selfies.

1 . A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand".  or Me: "Man, I am so well rested." Friend: "How well did you sleep?" Me: "Like God during the holocaust" or  Hitler goes to a fortune teller and asks her what day he'll die. The fortune teller says "You will die on a Jewish holiday." Hitler says angrily, "Which holiday is that?" The fortuneteller smiles and says "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday day". or An old Jew is dying, all the family gathered at his bed and he says he's got a one, final wish: a two sugar tea. The oldest son wonders why with two sugars and the old Jew replies: because at home I always had with one, when visiting others with three but I like tea with two sugars.  2 .  On his deathbed an old jew says yo his wife: O...

So the most recent M. Night Shyamalans film has arrived. If you just can't help yourself, here is it's synopsis, straight from 4chan .  WARNING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!   David/Unbreakable is fighting crime with his son Joseph's help. Learns that Kevin/The Beast kidnapped a bunch of cheerleaders and tracks him down. They fight in an abandoned warehouse and end up being captured by the police. David and Kevin are locked up in an insane asylum alongside Elijah/Mr. Glass. Sarah Paulson plays a psychiatrist who attempts to convince them they're not superhuman. Casey begins visiting Kevin, who develops a weakness for her. When she's around the Beast loses power. Elijah convinces the Beast into joining forces with him to reveal to the world who they are. They break out and the Beast fights the police outside while Elijah watches from afar. David breaks out and fights the Beast again. Beast gains the upper hand and nearly kills him when Joseph shows up and ...

Kevin Feige told us that the next trailer from "Avengers: Endgame" will show footage " only from the first 20 minutes ". Say whhhhaaaatttt??? Not only that we have to wait a long time, but you tease use only with the beginning? Not that's cruel! Here is where is says it.

Jack Ma is the chinese billionaire who owns Alibaba and who is worth around 33.400.000.000$. The Alibaba guru has probably the best quote about poor people: " The worst people to serve are the Poor people. Give them free, they think it’s a trap. Tell them it’s a small investment, they’ll say can’t earn much. Tell them to come in big, they’ll say no money. Tell them try new things, they’ll say no experience. Tell them it’s traditional business, they’ll say hard to do. Tell them it’s a new business model, they’ll say it’s MLM. Tell them to run a shop, they’ll say no freedom. Tell them run new busines s, they’ll say no expertise. They do have somethings in common: They love to ask google, listen to friends who are as hopeless as them, they think more than an university professor and do less than a blind man. Just ask them, what can they do. They won’t be able to answer you. My conclusion: Instead of your heart beats faster, why not you just act faster a bit; instead of...

So I found this golden videos on youtube. Vicente Fox , has something to say to Donald Trump (in a funny way). Here you go: 1. He is talking about the wall. 2. He says he runs for president. (lol) 3. He gives some advices (on starting a war, on diplomacy, etc) 4. Another advices given (about the inauguration, etc.) Here you can find all of Donald Trumps tweets.

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Hi! The time of Netflixs Bird Box  has arrived. Just saw the movie, and I think it's decent. Let's check out it's quotes: Rick, on his transmission (from the beginning of the movie): We have a place, a compound. We have a community. It's safe here. How many of you are there? Are any of them children? Because the fastest way to get here is by the river, and I don't think you could make it with kids. Malorie: Listen to me. I'm only gonna say this once. We are going on the trip now. It's going to be rough. It's gonna feel like it's going on for a long time, so it's gonna be hard to stay alert. It's gonna be even harder to be quiet, but you have to do both. You have to do every single thing I say or we will not make it. Understand? Under no circumstance are you allowed to take off your blindfold. If I find that you have, I will hurt you. Do you understand? It's cold. We have blankets. Boy, you have your dog. Girl, you have your kitty. Th...

In no particular order, in my opinion these are some of the most classic quotes from video games (of course the best one is the last one): 1. "I still think about that field. Every day. I'd almost stopped looking - started giving into hope that Matteo had escaped. And then ... He never got older. And here I am, still. Who decides such things? " Luca, Battlefield 1 2. "The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bull ****, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that's what happiness felt like. " Kellogg, Fallout 4 3.  "We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us ." Andrew Ryan, Bioshock 4. "No gods or kings. Only man." Andrew Ryan, Bioshock 5.  "...

Which movie smashed the box office in 2018? Here's a list and I added their trailers (in case you need them): 1. Avengers: Infinity War : $2,048,710,150 (not a big surprise really. more money for Disney )  2. Black Panther : $1,346,913,161  (this was a surprise. more money for Disney ) 3. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom : $1,304,944,060  (dinosaurs are back! good for them!) 4. Incredibles 2 : $1,242,598,825  (good to have the family back! more money for Disney ) 5. Venom : $855,156,907  (all that Sony needed was some Tom Hardy.) 6. Mission: Impossible - Fallout : $791,017,452  (another Mission Impossible movie about an unkillable secret agent. how can he still be a SECRET agent, I don't know) 7. Aquaman : $751,775,000 (a much needed breakthrough from DC) 8. Deadpool 2 : $741,582,901  (good for superheroes movies. more money for Disney!) 9. Bohemian Rhapsody: $702,552,268 (good for...