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Game of Thrones jokes

Yep, the last season was by itself a huge joke. By the memes were top class: How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up. Hey! How's season 8 ep 3 like? Well it's like watching World War Z but with 5 pair sunglasses on. Inspiration How can you tell if someone has never seen Game of Thrones? They'll fucking tell you. Do you know who spoiled the last season of GoT? David Benioff and D.B. Weiss. What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters. I get anxious when I watch “Game of Thrones” with my parents, because of all the sex. Sometimes I turn the volume up, so that I don’t hear them. It's too bad my parents don't watch Game of Thrones. Because then I wouldn't be the biggest disappointment in their life. Lots of undeserved attention for a these awfull jokes. Just like season 8. Co...

Avengers Endgame plotholes

Ok, ok we got what we wanted, it was a great movie, now let's talk about it's plotholes. First of all I want to say that i really enjoyed it, but there are some HUGE gaps in the plot. Here are, in my opinion, the biggest: SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!! 1. Everyone was basically saved by a rat. Yeah, I am talking about the rat that brought Ant-man back. This deus ex machina seemed a bit far fetched. 2. Killing the 2014 Thanos doesn't disruptes the enitre space/time continuum and the "Infinity war" events wouldn't have happened. 3. Loki escaping WITH THE THESSERACT makes (as the Ancient one stated) an alternative path, which would have messed up the entire 2019 events. 4. If Thanos learned, and used the "time travel machine" with the "pym particles" why did he go so far into the future, when he could just go to his "execution" and beat the crap out of everyone. 5. If the Ancient one only sees the future up until her death, tha...