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A good youtube channel for battles/history

If you 1. are in bed, not sleepy at all, and you need some video on youtube to help you; 2. enjoy history; 3. don't enjoy history, but you think that you would enjoy it if it were explained better; 4. have nothing to do but to give a chance to a youtube channel than you should watch these guys . They have many videos filled with information about interesting rulers from history and their battles (Vlad the Impaller, Hannibal, etc.). What's even more impressive is their graphics which makes their content just too good. I suggest you give them a chance! More stuff related to this:  Clasical paintings in selfies.

Jewish jokes

1 . A Jew gets to heaven after passing and meets god. The Jew tells god a Holocaust joke, but god doesn't laugh. The Jew shrugs and says, "I guess you had to be there to understand".  or Me: "Man, I am so well rested." Friend: "How well did you sleep?" Me: "Like God during the holocaust" or  Hitler goes to a fortune teller and asks her what day he'll die. The fortune teller says "You will die on a Jewish holiday." Hitler says angrily, "Which holiday is that?" The fortuneteller smiles and says "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday day". or An old Jew is dying, all the family gathered at his bed and he says he's got a one, final wish: a two sugar tea. The oldest son wonders why with two sugars and the old Jew replies: because at home I always had with one, when visiting others with three but I like tea with two sugars.  2 .  On his deathbed an old jew says yo his wife: O...

Glass (2019) synopsis (spoilers)

So the most recent M. Night Shyamalans film has arrived. If you just can't help yourself, here is it's synopsis, straight from 4chan .  WARNING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!   David/Unbreakable is fighting crime with his son Joseph's help. Learns that Kevin/The Beast kidnapped a bunch of cheerleaders and tracks him down. They fight in an abandoned warehouse and end up being captured by the police. David and Kevin are locked up in an insane asylum alongside Elijah/Mr. Glass. Sarah Paulson plays a psychiatrist who attempts to convince them they're not superhuman. Casey begins visiting Kevin, who develops a weakness for her. When she's around the Beast loses power. Elijah convinces the Beast into joining forces with him to reveal to the world who they are. They break out and the Beast fights the police outside while Elijah watches from afar. David breaks out and fights the Beast again. Beast gains the upper hand and nearly kills him when Joseph shows up and ...

Avengers: Endgame trailer

Kevin Feige told us that the next trailer from "Avengers: Endgame" will show footage " only from the first 20 minutes ". Say whhhhaaaatttt??? Not only that we have to wait a long time, but you tease use only with the beginning? Not that's cruel! Here is where is says it.

Jack Ma quote about poor people

Jack Ma is the chinese billionaire who owns Alibaba and who is worth around 33.400.000.000$. The Alibaba guru has probably the best quote about poor people: " The worst people to serve are the Poor people. Give them free, they think it’s a trap. Tell them it’s a small investment, they’ll say can’t earn much. Tell them to come in big, they’ll say no money. Tell them try new things, they’ll say no experience. Tell them it’s traditional business, they’ll say hard to do. Tell them it’s a new business model, they’ll say it’s MLM. Tell them to run a shop, they’ll say no freedom. Tell them run new busines s, they’ll say no expertise. They do have somethings in common: They love to ask google, listen to friends who are as hopeless as them, they think more than an university professor and do less than a blind man. Just ask them, what can they do. They won’t be able to answer you. My conclusion: Instead of your heart beats faster, why not you just act faster a bit; instead of...

Former Mexican President messages for Donalt Trump

So I found this golden videos on youtube. Vicente Fox , has something to say to Donald Trump (in a funny way). Here you go: 1. He is talking about the wall. 2. He says he runs for president. (lol) 3. He gives some advices (on starting a war, on diplomacy, etc) 4. Another advices given (about the inauguration, etc.) Here you can find all of Donald Trumps tweets.

'Bird Box' quotes

Hi! The time of Netflixs Bird Box  has arrived. Just saw the movie, and I think it's decent. Let's check out it's quotes: Rick, on his transmission (from the beginning of the movie): We have a place, a compound. We have a community. It's safe here. How many of you are there? Are any of them children? Because the fastest way to get here is by the river, and I don't think you could make it with kids. Malorie: Listen to me. I'm only gonna say this once. We are going on the trip now. It's going to be rough. It's gonna feel like it's going on for a long time, so it's gonna be hard to stay alert. It's gonna be even harder to be quiet, but you have to do both. You have to do every single thing I say or we will not make it. Understand? Under no circumstance are you allowed to take off your blindfold. If I find that you have, I will hurt you. Do you understand? It's cold. We have blankets. Boy, you have your dog. Girl, you have your kitty. Th...

Clasic quotes from games

In no particular order, in my opinion these are some of the most classic quotes from video games (of course the best one is the last one): 1. "I still think about that field. Every day. I'd almost stopped looking - started giving into hope that Matteo had escaped. And then ... He never got older. And here I am, still. Who decides such things? " Luca, Battlefield 1 2. "The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bull ****, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that's what happiness felt like. " Kellogg, Fallout 4 3.  "We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us ." Andrew Ryan, Bioshock 4. "No gods or kings. Only man." Andrew Ryan, Bioshock 5.  "...

Top 10 highest grossing films of 2018

Which movie smashed the box office in 2018? Here's a list and I added their trailers (in case you need them): 1. Avengers: Infinity War : $2,048,710,150 (not a big surprise really. more money for Disney )  2. Black Panther : $1,346,913,161  (this was a surprise. more money for Disney ) 3. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom : $1,304,944,060  (dinosaurs are back! good for them!) 4. Incredibles 2 : $1,242,598,825  (good to have the family back! more money for Disney ) 5. Venom : $855,156,907  (all that Sony needed was some Tom Hardy.) 6. Mission: Impossible - Fallout : $791,017,452  (another Mission Impossible movie about an unkillable secret agent. how can he still be a SECRET agent, I don't know) 7. Aquaman : $751,775,000 (a much needed breakthrough from DC) 8. Deadpool 2 : $741,582,901  (good for superheroes movies. more money for Disney!) 9. Bohemian Rhapsody: $702,552,268 (good for...