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Avengers Endgame spoilers!!!!!

Ok, ok. I think i found the entire plot described by someone. This also is in accordance with the video leaks that came out this week. The entire plot that I found is  here  and the video leaks I found here  (carefull on the last link, there are lots if ads and some are NSFW). I bring you the plot ( CAREFULL, LAST CHANCE, SPOILERS AHEAD !): So I was fortunate enough to view one of the test screenings and decided to share the plot for anyone interested, I originally posted this to Reddit but it Keeps getting deleted so I shared it here instead, I wasn’t originally going to share anything but now that stuff is being shared online everywhere I might as well, I’ll break it down into 6 parts as well as the post credits scenes (really long btw but is it a big plot and the film is over 3 hours long) **Part 1** - it starts with Thanos on his farm post-snap, now retired with his armour hung up like a boxer hanging up his gloves, he believes he no longer n...

Cowboy jokes

A starving and dehydrated cowboy walks into a bar with only a nickel. He ask the bartender what he can get for his nickel to which the bartender replies chilli or a shot of whiskey. The cowboy thinks for a second and says screw it and orders the whiskey. The cowboy notices a man sitting down the bar from him resting his head between his hands staring at a bowl of chili. About an hour goes by and the cowboy begins to regret his decision as starvation sets in. A while later the cowboy looks down the bar and notices the man in the same position still staring at his chilli. The cowboy says excuse me sir, are you going to eat you chilli? The man shakes his head and slides it to the cowboy. The cowboy begins devours the chilli but when he gets to the bottom of the bowl he finds a dead rat in the chilli and immediately throws the chilli up back into the bowl. The cowboy looks down the bar and the man sitting at the end says "that's as far as I got to". Cowboy rid...