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So finally the final instalment of Black Mirror has arrived. Pretty solid, fresh, nice and interactive. The plot is also good, maybe the acting is not what I FOR ONE expected, but who am I to judge? In my opinion it's deserves to be seen and some will be huge fans of it. Here are some quotes from the film: Peter Butler: The bloody hound from next door... be the death of us. Mohan Tucker: Imagine, OK? A whole team just for graphics, another for sound, for gameplay. We're going to be a hit factory. Like Motown but for computer games. You heard it here first! Will Poulter: Well, pre-rolled has strychnine in them, so the joke's on him. Stefan Butler: It's actually an adventure game. Mohan Tucker: Like The Hobbit? Stefan Butler: Yeah, without any typing. Mohan Tucker: Without any typing?? Stefan Butler: Jerome F. Davies was a genius. Will Poulter: Didn't he go bonkers and cut his wife's head off? Stefan Butler:  Yeah, but, I m...

There are many funny soviet jokes. Here are my top25 communist jokes that I found: 1.  Zhukov angrily exits Stalin's office. In the corridor, he swears -  What a fucking cunt with a mustache! NKVD's officer guarding the door noticed that and sai - What did you say, comrade? Zhukov said he had said nothing. - Well, let's go back to comrade Stalin's office to talk about it. So they went to the office and the NKVD officer reports: - Comrade Stalin, while being on duty I overheard that Marshal Zhukov said "What a fucking cunt with a mustache!" Stalin looked at Zhukov, and asked - Whom did you have in mind, comrade? Zhukov responded immediately - What do you mean, Hitler, of course! Then Stalin looked at NKVD officer: - And you, comrade, whom did you have in mind? 2.   "Good news, comrade, your application for a car has been approved! Your brand new Zhighuli will be delivered 10 years, 8 months, and 26 days from today!", say...

For the upcoming "Black Mirror: Bandersnatch"  the first photo has been released. The instalment is expected to be feature-length and to drop upcoming week. IndieWire also states that more than 5 hours worth of footage has been filmed for the outing. Netflix's official running time is 90 minutes. It's synopsis is about a young programmer that makes a fantasy novel into a game. Soon, reality and virtual world are mixed and start to create confusion. Also, the name "Bandersnatch” was the title of a video game listed in the Season 3 episode “Playtest”. In real life, “Bandersnatch” was a video game developed by Imagine Software in 1984, but it was never released. “

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Did you miss a tweet?  Here  you can find all that the orange man clown has ever tweeted. I don't know if Donald Trump made America great again, but he certainly did made Tweeter great again with his account.

Original here Back in the 1920s  Mrs. Goldstein decided to leave NY for a vacation in Miami Beach. She decided to make a reservation at the Fountainebleu hotel (which at the time, infamously would not rent rooms to Jews or other minorities) She got to the front desk and signs her name in the ledger. The clerk looks at her signature and says, "Oh there must have been a mistake. You can't stay here." "What do you mean?" she answers confused. "Well, your last name is Goldstein. You can't stay here." To which he points to the sign saying 'No Jews' "Oh, you think I'm Jewish? I'm not Jewish." "Oh really? If that's the case, you can answer these questions...Who is our lord and savior?" "Why, Jesus, of course..." she answers without hesitation. "Uh huh. And where was he born?" the manager snidely asks. "In the city of Bethlehem, In a manger." "Uh huh. And why w...

It's the begging of the end for 2018, and the begging of the begging for 2018 so I made a list for you (based on release dates) with movies that you should maybe watch in 2019 (with imdb links): 1. Glass - the conclusion to Unbreakable (if you didn't watch it, watch it!) 2. The lego movie 2 3. Captain Marvel - the one who saves everyone in Avengers - Endgame? 4. Shazam! - the one who saves the DC Universe? 5. Hellboy 6. Avengers ENDGAME - let's see how everyone gets saved/resurrected. 7. John Wick: Chapter 3 - let me guess everyone dies, but theatrically 8. Aladdin - Disney is milking it's cartoons more. 9. Dark Pheonix (X-men) 10. Men in black international - MiB with no Will Smith. 11. Spiderman: Far from home - "they won't get resurrected" 12. The lion king -Disney milking it's cartoons more. 13. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 14. Joker - Who is the best joker?? 15. Zombieland 2 - finally 16. Frozen 2 - good for kids. go...

answer: Yes, but it's no masterpiece. (talking about this  movie called "Bad times at the El Royale") - the perspective is pretty nice, it goes back and forth from the past of every character to the present; - the acting is good mostly (Jeff Bridges); - great singing from Cynthia Erivo;  - the ending could have been better, it leads to a climax that just doesn't rise to the occasion; - decent quotes: " Shit happens, get the whisky. This is not a place for a priest, Father. You shouldn't be here. He talks so much he thinks he believes in something, but really just wants to fuck who he wants to fuck. I always wanted to stay in the honeymoon suite, even though I'm not currently on my honeymoon. "

Pope slams 'insatiable greed' at Christmas Eve Mass Pope Francis has reminded Christians that their messiah was born in poverty and said they should focus on love and charity instead of "consumerism." The event in St. Peter's Basilica was attended by 10,000 people. And did you also know the water is wet?

Let me guess, it's Christmas and you still didn't buy any gifts? Do you need ideas? GOOD, I have some suggestions: 1. A book. You don't know what to buy for someone? Buy a book. If the person enjoys reading he will love your gift. If he doesn't enjoy reading maybe he needs to read more anyway. Btw best sellers are your best bet. 2. Pajamas You don't know what presents to buy? Buy a pajama. Most people wear them. You can estimate very easy the persons size. Just make sure that if you fail, the pajama is better to be bigger than smaller. Btw check if it's comfortable. 3. Accessories Now for this you need to know something about the person. Is the person a guitar player? Buy him a tuner. Is the person a home brewer? Buy a keg. Any hobby, any activity requires and needs accessories. If the person doesn't have an activity/hobby? EVEN BETTER! He/She loves beer? Buy a home brewing kit. Loves music 4. Book a trip Let's be honest, everyone loves to...

Avengers Infinity War has the greatest quotes from Marvel Cinematic Universe. The quotes shown here are from the film itself, trailers and deleted scenes. So I will bring you Thanossss ( SPOILER ALER! ): Thanos : In time, you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right. Yet to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.  (trailer only quote) Thanos :  Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face. (trailer only quote) Thanos : I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am. ( film quote ) [To Loki] Thanos : The Tesseract? Or your brother's head? I assume you have a preference? or Loki : I assure you, brother, th...